Are you sick of this bullshit? Every stupid day it's the same pile of crap. Your inbox is a mess, and your patience is wearing thin. We have to do something about this. It's time to take control!
- Flag all spam emails you receive.
- Remove yourself from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Use a good spam filter.
Don't let these scumbags win! Resist the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can do this!
My Inbox is Drowning in Goddamn Spam
I hate getting spam. It's like an endless torrent of crap clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten worse. I'm talking about the kind spam that makes me want to punch a wall.
- This spam is
- never stop emailing me about
- things I don't want to see
I've tried blocking them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a absolute nightmare.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and move to the mountains
Fuck You
Are you seriously that stupid to fall for this garbage? I'm tired of seeing your pitiful attempts at tricking innocent people. {Get a real job|Find something better to do and leave us alone.
- Take a break from spamming
- Your ads make me sick
- {Go away forever|Disappear already
Get The Heck Away From Here With That Spam
You know what really bugs me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible spam in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these jerks/bastards/idiots think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Learn to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Most Annoying Thing Ever Created
Dude, seriously? Junk Mail is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable here thing ever invented. It's like a Nightmare that just won't Die. You Strive to Maintain a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Bullshit from some Jerk trying to sell you something Trash. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
In All Fairness, WeNeed to. It's like a Cancer on the internet. A Pain in the Ass that just won't Quit. I know there are people who actually Profit off of spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Aggravation.
This Fucking Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. Every day, I’m getting bombarded with these godawful spam emails that promise me miracle cures. It's enough to make me want to throw in the towel. I swear, if I see one more advertisement for weight loss pills, I’m going to lose it.
- {Seriously|Just stop
- This spam is out of control!
- I need a break from technology.